If we lose our human, or you have a question, please email mum! She can be reached on firstname.lastname@example.org
Welcome, animal-crazies, fellow doggies and even friendly felines (we're not entirely convinced you exist, but we'll give you the benefit of the doubt. For now). We are the fur monsters of doom. You have probably stumbled upon our site because you already stalk us on the book of face. If not, and you've accidentally found us - sucked in!!
We have bad manners. We swear. We fart. We kick mum in the face. BUT we do a LOT of awesome fundraising for good causes!!
Sometimes being woman’s best friend is a ruff gig. Training and caring for our human is an arduous but rewarding process (not really. Mum is annoying. There's no reward).
We live with our mum, grandma and poppy. But stay tuned, because we'll be moving out very soon!